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10 Men Share The Kind Of Things They Do When They Think No One Is Looking

All of us, including you and I, have different versions of ourselves that we put on in front of people depending on who we are going to engage with. In front of our parents, We’re different, more docile. In front of friends, uninhibited. In front of lovers, we are more poised and graceful and it is only alone that we are who we really are.

When we are alone, we tend to let go of all pretense and behave as unapologetically as ever. There is no need for any filter, and so the things that we would usually second guess about doing in front of people, come naturally to us when we are by our lonesome.

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A question that we recently put across to a few men asking what are the things that they do when they think no one is looking and the answers aren’t just candid, they’re wholesome in their own hilarious ways. 

Here is what men had to say –

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1) “Sit around with my hand resting on my balls. Just like that.”

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2) “Sometimes when I am walking alone, zoned out in my own thoughts, I tend to start pacing like my favorite bowler and bowl one of my finest.”

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3) “Abuse randomly, loudly and with zero inhibitions. Whether it is when I come across something shocking, surprising, pleasant or absolutely mind numbing, being alone always means being able to shout out your favorite curses.”

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4) “Tug at my balls or fix my crotch when my trousers are too tight.” 

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5) “Sing, very loudly and the kind of songs that I otherwise wouldn’t be caught dead listening to. Especially the ones that go viral and stick in your head and become sort of like your guilty pleasures.”

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6) “Modulate my farts. Sometimes try the silencer style, other times it’s either vibrating farts or even the loud bursts that you’d never be able to do in public. The relief to not hold it in is sublime”

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7) “Watch romantic movies, the ones that make you cry like a baby. Call it my guilty pleasure, but watching a romantic tragedy and having a good cry feels like a cleanse sometimes.”

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8) “Drop down and do 20 pushups right before a date, just so the muscles flex better and my chest looks pumped up.”

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9) “Try my sister’s make-up on. Not anything too fancy, but once in a while I like to put on a little gloss or curl my hair and see what’s the fuss about. It’s not all bad, to be honest.”

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10) “Pick out dandruff from my beard. The struggle is real!”

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